Laloo’s job at Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.


Thanks,


Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.


He arranged a press conference: “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”


Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya


You do not meet
- Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

Our requirement
- Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance
- Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee


No phone call
- Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai


Shall be entertained
- Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.


Thanks
- Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad


Bill Gates
- Tohar Bilva

Politician’s brain Price

A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.


The scientist says, "Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs Rs. 45,000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs Rs. 2,50,000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs Rs. 25,00,000."

"How come the politician’s brain costs so much?", asks the man.
The scientist replies, "Because it’s never been used."

लालू और राबड़ी

राबड़ी को लालू: अगर तुम batao की एस बैग के अंदर क्या है, तो सारे अंडे tumare, अगर तुम batao कितने toh 8 के 8 tumare अंडे, aur अगर तुम बाटा के Ande kiske हैं तो murgi वो bhi tumari नहीं है.






राबड़ी: लालू जी, कोई इशारा तो ना plz ?

The Politicians

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road,
 when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.

The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. 
He then began digging a large grave to bury the politicians.
A few hours later, 
the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field and noticed the bus wreck. 
He approached the old farmer and asked where all the politicians had gone. 
The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them. 
"Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff. 
"Well, some of them said they weren't, " said the old farmer, 
"but you know how them politicians lie. "

Laloo Prasad the genius

Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. 
Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho our requirement -humko to zarurat hai Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin.
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi.
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

Laalu Prasad Yadav and Family At KBC

One day Laloo appeared on KBC(Kaun Banega Crorepathy) with him he brought his entire family.

First question : One One?
Laloo thinking : uses all lifelines and answers three
Amitji : Sorry Laloo wrong jawaab
groans from laloo`s family : give him one more chance give him one more chance
Amitji feeling sorry for distraught laloo, decides to give him another go
so he asks Laloo : three two?
Lalloo answers :six
Amitji cannot believe it, but because Laloo`s family begs for him to give Laloo another chance, he does
Amitji : Laloo last chance, three three?
Lalloo sweating answers six
Amitji is silent, suddenly there is a roar from laloo`s family: give him one more chance, give him one more chance…