Kids love story ♥

Kids love story ♥

grl.... aaj mela mood off hai
boy ... tu ?

grl... mamaa ne daanta
boy... tu??

grl... me mamaa ke saath taam ni kati na
boy... aleee to kaam kalo na

grl.. mujhe aata ni na
boy.. to seekh lo na

grl...kache seekhu......
boy... me seekha duga

grl... sachiiiiiiii muchiii
grl... to seekho
boy... mele ghal chalo fil

grl... ghal pe tu
boy... ale baha mamaaa se boluga tumko chab seekha degi

grl... tum to ke le the tum
seekhoge
boy... aleee me seekhu ya
mamaa ek baat hai na

grl... fil to me apni mamaa se seekh lungi
boy... je b thik hai

grl... huhhh fil ichme tumne ka kiya
boy... aleee me to bol la hu mom ke paas talo

grl....mele ko ni jaana
boy... ek din to jaana palega

grl... tu jaana palega bolo
boy... mele che shaadi kalke aaogi na mele ghal pe

grl... me tu aaugi ,,, tum aa jaana
boy... aleee shaadi ke baad grls jaati hai

grl... tumko kaiche pata
boy... mele ko pata hai

grl... kichne bataya
boy... mamaa ne

grl... oteeeee fil to aa jaugi
letin abhi ni...
boy... atha baba abhi ni letin baad me aaogi na??

grl... ha aaugi
boy... plomis

grl... plomissssssssss
boy... lub u
grl ... lub u 2

ab lite b kaldo chabb

A married man was visiting his girlfriend...

A Married Man Was Visiting His “Girlfriend” When She Requested That He Shave His Beard.

“Oh James, I Like Your Beard, But I Would Really Love To See Your Handsome Face.”

James Replied, “My Wife Loves This Beard, I Couldn’t Possibly Do It, She Would Kill Me”

“Oh Please?” The Girlfriend Asked Again, In A Sexy Little Voice…

“Oh Really, I Can’t,” He Replies…”My Wife Loves This Beard!!”

The Girlfriend Asked Once More, And He Sighs And Finally Gives In.

That Night James Crawls Into Bed With His Wife While She Was Sleeping.

The Wife Is Awakened Somewhat, Feels His Face And Replies “Oh Michael, You Shouldn’t Be Here, My Husband Will Be Home Soon“

Kya Tum Ek Haath Se…

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?”

“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.


Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”

Tang Aa kar KhudKushi kar Raha hun.....

Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar KhudKushi kar Raha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Karo Rulaoge kya..1 accha sa White Suit Dila do bas.,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

Dumb kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”


The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,


then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”


The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?”


The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

Will You Marry Me???

Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No.....
...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS..

Maine larki ko phasya

Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur woh phans gaye bichari.”

Lipstick Prints on Mirror

According to a News Channel report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that there had to be something done about it.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She then explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then used it to clean the mirror. Needless to say, there have been no lip prints on the mirror since!

girl fell down from the 20th floor..

A girl fell down from the 20th floor..

A boy caught her on 15th floor and asked her "Will you hug me?"

She replied, "ofcourse not"

The boy dropped her,

She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy

He asked her "will you kiss me?"

She replied "No way"

He dropped her too,

She prayed for a last chance

Boy held her on the 5th floor

She immediately said,

"Okay I will hug you and kiss you"

The boy dropped her saying,

"Bad Girl, you better Die"

MORAL: EVERY BOY IS NOT THE SAME.

Gadha ka aashirwaad

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”
Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

How to make Girl

Q. How to Make a Girl Happy?


Ans. It’s not at all difficult to make girl’s happy.


You ONLY need to be:
1- A friend
2- companion
3- lover
4- chef
5- electrician
6- carpenter
7- plumber
8- mechanic
9- decorator
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312- good listener
313- organizer
314- good boy friend
315- very clean
316- sympathetic
317- athletic
318- warm
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1054- courageous
1055- determined
1056- true
1057- dependable
1058- intelligent
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10013- psychologist
10014- pest exterminator
10015- psychiatrist
10016- healer
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110010- sober
110011- driver
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See I told u its not difficult!

Jab tum Chaho Tab..

Boy friend:- me tuje kab call karu??
Girl friend :- jab tum chaho tab..
Boy friend:-kal mene call kiya tha..
Girl friend:- ha, utni jaldi nai uthti.
Boy friend:-ha, to me kal 11 baje callkarunga..
Girl friend:- nahi, tab to papa ghar pe hoge..
Boy friend:- to 3 baje call karuga..

Girl friend:- nahi, tab to lunch ka time hoga,.
Boy friend:-to 5 baje..
Girl friend:- nahi, tab to favrite serial he..
Boy friend:- to rat ko call karuga..
Girl friend:-nahi, rat ko sab vapas ghar hote he..
Boy friend:- to me aakhir call kab karu??
Girl friend:-jab tum chaho tab....

Save earth..

First day of school.. boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. "I love u, do u love me?" and passes the paper to her..


she replies.. "no"..


He din't give up..


he rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. "yes"..
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Moral of the story:
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Definitely not what you think..


Itz.....
'Save earth.. Recycle paper!;-)

When a Guy does Something Wrong.....

When a Guy does Something Wrong...


Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident.... I didn't mean to...!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.... !!


When a Girl does Something Wrong...


Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to...!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it...!! Stop making me feel Worse....!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

withdraws cash From ATM

How a man withdraws cash 4m ATM

1) Park d car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away

How woman withdraws cash 4m ATM

1) Park d car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24) Release handbrake
25) Drive :D