A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered his wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina :)
Boy2: Oh! I know her :p
Boy1: oh How? :/
Boy2: actually we were caught sleeping together :-|
Boy1: what?? What the hell? :-@
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Boy2 : during lecture in maths class dude
Think Positive yar :D
2 Women chatting in office..
Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??
Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??
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Woman 1:" Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!
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At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1:" How was your evening.. ??
Husband 2:" Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
What about you ??
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Husband 1:" It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot topay the bill; so I took her outfor dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab.
We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!
Moral:" Presentation does matter.. No matter what the reality is..
A Married Man Was Visiting His “Girlfriend” When She Requested That He Shave His Beard.
“Oh James, I Like Your Beard, But I Would Really Love To See Your Handsome Face.”
James Replied, “My Wife Loves This Beard, I Couldn’t Possibly Do It, She Would Kill Me”
“Oh Please?” The Girlfriend Asked Again, In A Sexy Little Voice…
“Oh Really, I Can’t,” He Replies…”My Wife Loves This Beard!!”
The Girlfriend Asked Once More, And He Sighs And Finally Gives In.
That Night James Crawls Into Bed With His Wife While She Was Sleeping.
The Wife Is Awakened Somewhat, Feels His Face And Replies “Oh Michael, You Shouldn’t Be Here, My Husband Will Be Home Soon“
ek buddha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya budhe ne pankha hilaya
Yeh dekh ke Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Aaye Laila Majnu ke Maa Baap
Tum dono mein itna pyar hai toh khana ek saath hi kyu nahi khaya....??
Iss par budhe ne farmaya!!!
Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hamare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai...
Share to banta hai boss :D
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed... :P
Aman bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him.
After seeing that the man is thinking, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.
**WARNING**
THIS IS NOT TRUE IN CASE OF EVERY SAALI. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!!
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti – Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake , Wife is earth QUAKE
*Ek Dukhi Pati.*
