Politician’s brain Price

A man walks into a scientist’s lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost.


The scientist says, "Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs Rs. 45,000, next we have a scientist’s brain, it costs Rs. 2,50,000, and then we come to a politician’s, it costs Rs. 25,00,000."

"How come the politician’s brain costs so much?", asks the man.
The scientist replies, "Because it’s never been used."