Hindustani se panga…?? Na Munna Na…

American:" ye Kutub Minar kitne din main bana hai ??
Indian:" 1 mahine main..
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American:" yeh hamare Country mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai..
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Thoda aage jane k baad phir poocha:" Yeh Lal kila kitne din mein bana hai?
Indian:" Sirf 2 weeks mein
American:" hamare Country mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai...
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Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh american ne pucha:" Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ??
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Indian:" Pataa nahi Kal shaam tak to Nahin tha....