Doctor aur funny patient


Doctor to patient(Chikku) : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.


Chikku : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.


Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?


Chikku: Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.


Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li
thi kya.


Chikku : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.


Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?


Chikku : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.


Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?


Chikku : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.


Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet
me dala tha k nai?


Chikku : Nai doctor saheb.


Doctor : Kyon?


Chikku : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.


Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.


Chikku : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.


Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.


Chikku : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

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