"DO NOT TAKE YOUR WIFE FOR A DRIVE AS A PATCH-UP EFFORT AFTER A FIGHT"

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: "What's the problem officer?"

Cop: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh Harry. You were going 80." *Man gives his wife a dirty look*

Cop: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." *Man gives his wife a dirty look*

Cop: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Man: "SHUT your mouth, woman!"

Cop: "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?"

Wife: "No, only when he's drunk.


Tip for Men : "DO NOT TAKE YOUR WIFE FOR A DRIVE AS A PATCH-UP EFFORT AFTER A FIGHT"