bad luck...

Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day" 


Guy:- "But I'm not ready!". Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list". ...


Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?". 
Then death said,"All right " The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. 
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list. When death woke up he said to the guy.
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"Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list" :D :P