At the US Embassy

An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man,…isn’t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh…dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!