We're planning world war 3..

Manmohan Singh and Obama are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Manmohan singh and Obama?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Obama says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Manmohan Singh says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman."
.
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
.
" Manmohan Singh turns to Obama and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"