Would You Remarry?

Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

Santa: "Definitely not!"

Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

Santa: "Of course I do."

Jeeto: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Santa: "Okay, I'd get married again."


Jeeto: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).


Santa: (makes audible groan).


Jeeto: 'Would you live in our house?'


Santa: 'Sure, it's a great house.'


Jeeto: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'


Santa: 'Where else would we sleep?'


Jeeto: 'Would you let her drive my car?'


Santa: 'Probably, it is almost new.'


Jeeto: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'


Santa: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'


Jeeto: 'Would you give her my jewellry?'


Santa: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'


Jeeto: 'Would she wear my shoes?'


Santa: 'No, her size is 6.'


Jeeto: Silence.................


Santa: 'Shit'.