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Once rajnikanth wrote his autobiography but forgot to write the authors name..

today the book is known as guiness book of world records..

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Once rajnikant taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell. That kid is know known as
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CID Inspector Daya :P

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Things in Boysroom before marriage-Perfumes,
Luv leters,Gifts,Laptops,N97

After marriage- Pain killers,
Loan papers,Nokia1100 &
Zandu balm!

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Motu- mujhe patla hona hai...
Dr- 10 goli lo....
Motu- Kab khaun?
Dr- Khana nahi hai, Roz 50 baar zamin pe girakar uthana hai...

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  2. Maine Docter Se Kaha : Mera Pet ( TammY ) Bahut Badh Gaya Hai,
    Me Niche Juk Ke Boot Ki Dori Bandh Nahi Kar Sakata .
    Docter Ne Kaha , No Problem CHAPPAL Paheno..

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