ye kitne din me bana?

American :- ye Kutuß Minar kitne din main bana hai ?
Indian :- 1 mahine main
American :- yeh hamare mulk mEin to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai....
Thoda aage jane k baad phir poocha: Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks main
American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai...
Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh american ne pucha :-
Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ?
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Indian :- Pataa nahi Kal shaam ko to Nahin tha..... :