Pagal ki Kitab..

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal
ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha?
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Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.........