Why We Hate C.I.D :(--CID JOKES

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP Pradyuman: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...