search the dog first


♥ ladies prefer animals than human beings ♥

A lady went to the police station to file a report of her Missing Husband

Lady : I lost my husband.
Inspector : What is his height ?
Lady : I never noticed.
Inspector : Slim or healthy?
Lady : Not slim may be healthy.
Inspector : What was he wearing?
Lady : Suit or maybe shirt, I don't remember
Inspector : Was somebody with him ?

Lady : Yes ! My Labrador dog , name- Calvin, tied with golden chain, 26 inches , healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks , wearing a golden belt stubbed with blue balls, He likes non veg and she started crying :(

Inspector : lets search the dog first. :D

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