Gunga

Ek chore 1 karor rupia aur bahut gold chori karke bhag raha tha. Ek gunge aur bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya. Maal udhar rakha aur bola "Kal aake le jaoonga". Dusre din gaya .Maal vahan nahin tha. Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta mano vah kuchh nahin janta. Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aya jo gungo ki bhasha janta tha. Bola "isko puchh mal kahan hai batade nahin to shoot kar dunga." Gunga dar gaya aur apni bhasha mein bola "Ghar ke pichhe jo ped –tree hai uske niche." Ab chor to kuchh samja nahin. Dost se puchha "Kya bolta hai?” Dost bola "Bolta hai goli marde. Main nahin bataoonga."

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